Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town, Vol. 04 by Toshio Satou and Nao Watanuki

Author:Toshio Satou and Nao Watanuki [Satou, Toshio and Watanuki, Nao]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2020-12-16T00:00:00+00:00

“Marry whoever you like!”

“Eaughhhhhhhhh!” Chrome let out the exact same shriek.

He went dashing up to the king, catalog in hand.

“What the hell is this?!”

It was hardly the proper voice to take with royalty.

The king looked at the reward, frowned, and then winced.

“Oof, that’s a misprint… We’ll certainly offer support arranging a marriage, but…it was the end of the catalog, and I guess we neglected the fine print.”

It seemed the king had only intended to offer matchmaking services or to foot the bill for a ceremony.

Chrome’s grip on the catalog tightened so much that it made creases in the paper.

“This is way beyond a misprint!” he accused. “This is clearly abusing governmental authority to force a marriage without consent! You’ve gotta correct it!”

“Crap… If they read it that way… I’ll announce the misprint at once!”

It was already too late, however. Chrome’s desperate pleas—particularly the word marriage—had echoed through the chamber…and found their way to the worst people.

“Mm? Marry who you—”

“—Like?”

“…Mm.”

Three sleeping tigers awoke.

Lloyd flipped to the relevant page, looking surprised, too.

“Ah-ha-ha, that must be a joke. The king sure does have a sense of humor!”

“Great sense.”

“Lovely!”

“…Mm.”

All three were clearly raring to go.

“Eaughhh!” Chrome’s stomach passed to the great beyond. Rest in peace.

Other adventurers were getting excited, too—mostly men with the kind of face that made marriage a distant proposition. The women around Lloyd maintained a solid lead on the passion front, though.

“““Long live the king!”””

Shouts erupted from all around the room. Instant monarchists.

This left the king feeling like he’d done a good deed, especially after his failures earlier… Having the whole crowd cheering for him definitely went to his head.

“Th-that’s right! We’re trying to solve the declining birth rate! Two birds with one stone!”

“A stone? Try a meteorite about to land on human rights! Fix this now!” Chrome insisted.

“The kingdom supports a citizen’s right to love! Procreate and pop ’em out! We’ve got your back!”

He was talking like a tour guide for a bridal suite, but he was the king, right?

Just enough adventurers were on board that their roars of approval drowned out all else.

Unable to walk it back, Chrome, Choline, and the other soldiers were forced to let their lord carry on.

“We can’t let him go anywhere… He’ll just take a big swing and miss and wind up in the next country.”

“Argh, Selen and Phyllo are both into it, too… This is bad. This will end in bloodshed.”

Chrome clutched his head, certain the girls would be tripping each other up the whole way through the dungeon, turning the expedition into a living hell.

We’re doomed! Nothing makes the king happier than when the citizens are happy! How can we go against the masses here?

“Um, excuse me.”

A question arose from the crowd, as if in answer to Chrome’s hopes.

Oh! I dunno who you are, but please put an end to this! This has to come from the mouth of a citizen!

Filled with hope, he searched the crowd for the speaker and located them…

“Um, Your Majesty! I have a question about this reward!”

Both her voice and hand were raised.

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